alternativepokemonart:

omg

jebiwonkenobi:

When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.

jpkitty:

In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.

jonnovstheinternet:

Sea is for cookie.

masterofpowerslaves:

rec0rrupted:

My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.

they look like fat balls of rage

Just gonna leave this here

okamikyru:

takeapotatochip:

REALLY LONG UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES BEFORE BOSS BATTLES THAT U KEEP LOSING

DID YOU MEAN:

youkillmypatience:

youkillmypatience:

the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”

volume two: that’s not how you pronounce it either

jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:

it is ok friend

i know you aren’t feeling so great right now friend

but just know that you are great

and that i am here for you

and you deserve happiness

and things will get better

i promise you that friend

monkeeyslut:

-behindbars:

kamelworld:

when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok

AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MAYULS AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORRE JUST TA BE THAHT MAHN WHO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYULS TA FALL DOON AT YA DORR

DAH DAAAWH DAH DAH