When I was little I thought being an adult meant not having a bed time but I’ve come to realize that it just means being in charge of my own bed time and it turns out that I am not equipped to handle that responsibility.
In college, we don’t say “I love you”, we say “I have 5 essays, two finals, and 3 group projects due in the next 8 days” which translates to “I would like to be crushed by a train” and I think that’s pretty cool.
My absolute favourite cat ever. This is a manul, or pallas cat. Found in the Afghan mountains, they’re one of the oldest pure-blood cousins of our own goggies.
they look like fat balls of rage
Just gonna leave this here
REALLY LONG UNSKIPPABLE CUTSCENES BEFORE BOSS BATTLES THAT U KEEP LOSING
DID YOU MEAN:
the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”
volume two: that’s not how you pronounce it either
it is ok friend
i know you aren’t feeling so great right now friend
but just know that you are great
and that i am here for you
and you deserve happiness
and things will get better
i promise you that friend
when a singer actually has an accent in a song you have to sing with that accent it’s just a rule ok
AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MAYULS AND AH WOULD WALK FIVE HUNDRED MORRE JUST TA BE THAHT MAHN WHO WALKED A THOOSAND MAYULS TA FALL DOON AT YA DORR
DAH DAAAWH DAH DAH